Ummm.....excuse me, stray cat. I have fed you on & off for two years....whenever you decided to show up. I sheltered you from inclement weather.... after your destructive behavior, I'd like to remind you. I let you in to eat because the ants were hijacking your food on the front porch.
Exactly what makes you think that you can now take over my bed???
My kid says, "well, I guess after 2 years of us living here, she's decided she's ours" 😂